A parody-cinema protocol built to the standard of a filing, not a Discord post.
$JOKR is a claim on a satirical film library, a governance seat over its release windows, and four transparent earning programs. 100B fixed supply. $12M opening FDV. 20% Day-1 float. 27% insider allocation hard-locked under an 18-month cliff plus 24-month linear vest. Meteora DBC launch with Alpha Vault inside a Jito bundle. Halborn-tier audit budgeted at $30k and completed before TGE. Chapters 1 through 3 ship before the token does.
Four ways a holder actually participates. With numbers, not vibes.
Four programs, each with a public trigger, a public split, and a Squads 3-of-5 multisig with publicly named signers gating every disbursement above $25k under a 72-hour timelock. Cayman independent director holds veto above $100k. Meteora DBC swap fees route 60% to programmatic buyback and 40% to operations, never to stakers. Reference figures cite the base-case treasury run-rate of $3k at month 0 rising to $20k at month 12 (bear $8k M12, bull $74k M12). Nothing here is yield. Nothing here is APY. Every program below is discretionary and transparently revocable.
Chromatic Vault staking, emission-only
Milestone Bounties
Chromatic Citizens referral pool, subscription-only
Content creator revenue-share
The Chromatic Republic is a fictional jurisdiction with its own vocabulary, factions, canon, and Statute §JOKR-2027-01. Every character answers to the Republic, not to any real person.
Six things a serious KOL will ask about before they touch this.
If a competitor cannot answer these six questions in one sentence each, they are asking you to trust them. We are asking you to verify us.
- Supply: 100,000,000,000 $JOKR fixed. Opening FDV $12M. Day-1 circulating float 20%. 27% insider allocation hard-locked, 18-month cliff, 24-month linear vest thereafter.
- Launch venue: Meteora DBC plus Alpha Vault, executed inside a Jito bundle to defend against sniper MEV. Fee routing: 60% programmatic buyback, 40% operations. Zero percent to stakers, ever.
- Custody: Squads 3-of-5 multisig with publicly named signers. 72-hour timelock on any movement above $25k. Cayman independent director holds veto above $100k. Buyback wallet is public.
- Audit: $30k Halborn-tier engagement, scoped, paid, and completed before TGE. Not 'pending'. Not vague.
- Entity structure: Wyoming DAO LLC plus Cayman Foundation with independent Cayman director. $50k Year-1 legal budget. $25k formal opinion letter commissioned for the Rogers v. Grimaldi parody defense.
- Character firewall and cadence: Chromatic Republic fiction, green hair, purple suit, permanent Joker face paint, six cosmetic plus six behavioral distinctions from the real Donald Trump, persistent 'AI PARODY, NOT DONALD TRUMP' watermark. Chapters 1 through 3 ship before TGE, then 3 shorts per week, 1 reactive short, 1 monthly cinematic chapter.
100B units. Every wedge is clickable. Every cliff is on-chain.
Tap any allocation to isolate it. The pie, the ratio bar, and the label update together. Team + Founder is 12% (Founder 7%, Core Team 5%) under a 24-month cliff plus 18-month linear vest. The four raise rounds total 20%, every one unlocking zero at TGE.
$1.9M across four sequenced rounds. The lock earns the discount.
The earliest, longest-locked money gets the deepest cushion (3.0x below launch). Every private round and the team unlock zero at TGE, so the only liquid supply on day one is the public LP. Retail is not the exit liquidity: the Community Round carries a 30-day TWAP make-whole.
Use of funds · $1.9M budget
Contingency & reserve · $290k
Why this is a strong cap table
The studio owns the IP. The token is a claim on access and a vote on release, not on the company.
A deliberate founder-side firewall: the operating entity holds the intellectual property, brand, and core strategy. Token governance is scoped to release windows and discretionary programs, never to control of the company or its IP.
- Intellectual property
- Brand
- Corporate structure
- Founder rights
- Core strategic decisions
- Massive reach
- Lower acquisition cost
- Faster growth potential
- Proven monetization
- Owned ecosystem
- Direct monetization
- Better user experience
- Long-term asset
- Limited content access
- Community access
- Basic updates
- Full content library
- Early access & premieres
- Exclusive behind-the-scenes
- Member-only drops & benefits
- Token holder utility (where applicable)
Not yield. Not APY. Not "generational wealth". A programmable relationship with a body of cinematic work, enforced on-chain, revocable in public.
Bear, Base, Bull. All three shown. Base case is our headline.
Six revenue streams. The most important line is Chromatic Citizens subscription: it keeps the lights on when token volume collapses. Tap Bear/Base/Bull to swap all M12 projections at once.
| Stream | M0 | M12 · Base | Fee split |
|---|---|---|---|
| Meteora fees | $3k | $4k | 60% buyback / 40% ops |
| Chromatic Citizens sub | $1.8k | $12k | 50% prod / 30% NFT / 20% buyback |
| Character Card NFT primary | n/a | $110k | One-time · M+3 |
| Merch net | n/a | $1.5k | Quarterly from M+4 |
| NFT secondary | n/a | $2k | 50/30/20 split |
| MONTHLY RUN-RATE | $5k | $20k | Excludes NFT primary |
A locked world bible. Five factions. One canon.
Every frame is checked against the bible before it ships. Continuity errors are defects, not charm. This is the parody firewall that makes the character legally distinct from any real person.
Four phases. Chapters ship before the token.
Legal ships before chapters. Editor hired before anything else moves. Chapters 1 through 3 prove cadence pre-launch. Every KPI has a bear case in the label.
01 · Legal + IP + Editor Hire
02 · Chapter Pre-Ship + KOL Round
03 · TGE + Chapter 4 Anchor
04 · Post-Launch Retention
Chapters 1 through 3 are public before TGE. That is the demo. If the demo does not ship on cadence, there is no launch. This is the constraint that separates this from the next PolitiFi announcement.
The frameworks that keep the character on the page.
$50k Year-1 legal budget. Eight-surface disclaimer stack. Wyoming DAO LLC + Cayman Foundation with independent director. D&O insurance $2M via Relm.
Rogers v. Grimaldi expressive-work
Character anchored in the invented Chromatic Republic. 6 cosmetic + 6 behavioral distinctions. $25k formal opinion letter covering Fla §540.08, NY §§50-51, Cal §3344, Lanham §43(a). Transformative-use analysis under Comedy III, ETW, Winter v. DC.
"AI PARODY · NOT DONALD TRUMP"
Persistent full-duration on-screen watermark, 60% opacity, mandatory on every clip. In-caption AI disclosure on every social post. Pre-mint / pre-subscription / pre-stake modal requiring active acknowledgment click.
Wyoming LLC + Cayman Foundation
Wyoming LLC handles studio ops (no IP, no token). Cayman Foundation is token issuer and IP holder with INDEPENDENT Cayman-resident director. Founder is minority signer on Foundation matters. Breaks the pierced-veil chain.
Squads 3-of-5 · 72hr timelock
5 PUBLICLY-NAMED members (founder + Cayman director + 3 vetted community leaders). 72-hour timelock on any spend >$25k. Cayman director veto on spends >$100k. Quarterly independent multisig audit.
The pitch deck is for skeptical KOLs. The whitepaper is for the diligence stack. The Discord is where the Republic argues about what happens next.
Early chapter drops, cameo submission rights, referral pool participation, and a seat at the Bureau of Chromatic Affairs. Revenue splits 50% production, 30% NFT reserve, 20% buyback. Publicly reported monthly.
The token is a claim on the library. The library ships on a public cadence. The signers are named, the multisig is timelocked, the audit is paid, the parody is on the record. Read the paper before you read the ticker.