Politics went onstage. The Republic never came back down. A parody-cinema studio and Solana protocol, built to the standard of a filing, not a Discord post.
29%
Team+investors, 0% TGE
The opportunity
PolitiFi retail is post-$TRUMP hostile and AI-cinema projects die by Month 5 to 7. The gap is a studio that ships a real cinematic cadence before it sells a token, with a parody character legally firewalled from any real person. That is what JOKR is.
Traction (pre-capital gate)
- Chapters 1 to 3 ship before TGE. The demo is the product.
- Character bible + design system locked. 60+ page research corpus.
- Cadence: 1 monthly cinematic chapter + 3 shorts/week + 1 reactive.
- Two-track pipeline proven: rapid news-reactive + flagship chapters.
How holders participate
- Chromatic Vault emission-only staking (no fee-share, Howey-severed) + a governance vote on release windows.
- Milestone Bounties in USDC/JOKR for delivered work.
- Citizens referral pool from $4.99/mo subscription revenue.
- Creator revenue-share on canonized contributions.
Revenue & runway
The $1.9M raise ($1.69M working capital after the $210k LP seed) funds all scenarios through the 15-month pre-TGE build and TGE. At the $4.99 price, operating break-even is not reached inside 36 months: it needs ~21,000 paid subs vs a base projection of 4,500 by M24. Break-even requires a higher price, leaner opex, or a bridge. A go/no-go decision, stated plainly.
Token allocation
| Public Liquidity (Meteora DBC LP) | 23% |
| Community Rewards / Airdrops (staged u | 13% |
| Team + Founder | 12% |
| Treasury (Production + Ops + Legal Res | 10% |
| Content & Community Rewards (staking e | 8% |
| Exchange Liquidity & Market-Making Res | 7% |
| Chromatic Foundation Reserve | 5% |
| Pre-Seed (Founding Circle) | 6% |
| Seed | 5% |
| Strategic / KOL Round (Reg D 506(c) ac | 5% |
| Community Round (Reg S offshore) | 4% |
| Referral Pool (subscription referrals | 2% |
The raise · four rounds
| Round | Val | Raise |
|---|
| Pre-Seed | $6M | $360k |
| Seed | $9M | $450k |
| Strategic | $11M | $550k |
| Community Round | $13.5M | $540k |
Use of funds
| Production / IP | $550k |
| Team / Founder / Operations | $350k |
| Marketing / Growth | $300k |
| Contingency / Reserve | $290k |
| Liquidity | $210k |
| Legal / Compliance / Audit | $200k |
Structure & safety
- Wyoming DAO LLC + Cayman Foundation, independent director.
- Squads 3-of-5 multisig, named signers, 72h timelock.
- $30k audit + $25k opinion letter, both pre-TGE.
- Every round + team 0% liquid at TGE.
The ask
$1.515M across four sequenced rounds into a Meteora DBC launch at $18M FDV.